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Well congratulations to all those young hunters and you to Michael for taking them

Well Willow is in heat got to make a trip west to get her breed I am excited and ready to start hunting my pup now hope it works out although I a grand pup out of her now that's 11 months old and is making a good one so far

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These are actual comments made on students' report cards by teachers in the New York City public school system. All teachers were reprimanded (but, boy, are these funny!)1. Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.
2. I would not allow this student to breed.
3. Your child has delusions of adequacy.
4. Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot. (my favorite...)
5. Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
6. The student has a 'full six-pack' but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.
7. This child has been working with glue too much.
8. When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.
9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming..
10. If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
11. It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.
12. The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.



These are actual comments made by 16 Police Officers. The comments were taken off actual police car videos around the country:1. "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through."
2. "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while."
3. "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document."
4. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
5. "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you." (LOVE IT)
6. "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?" (MY FAVORITE)
7. "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?"
8. "Warning! You want a warning? O.K, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."
9. "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"
10. "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey poop."
11. "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."
12. "In God we trust; all others we run through NCIC."( National Crime Information Center )
13. "Just how big were those 'two beers' you say you had?"
14. "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can."
15. "I'm glad to hear that the Chief (of Police) is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail."


AND THE WINNER IS....

16. "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't.. Sign here."

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A small town Doctor was famous in the area for always catching large fish. One day while he was on one of his frequent fishing trips he got a call that a woman at a neighboring farm was giving birth. He rushed to her aid and delivered a healthy baby boy. The farmer had nothing to weigh the baby with so the Doctor used his fishing scale.


The baby weighed 25 lbs 13 oz...

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Catholic coffee

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.

The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"
She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breasts, 24" waist and 34" hips. When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God."

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Subject: Tonsils vs. Circumcision




Two little boys are going to the hospital the next day for operations Theirs will be first on the schedule.


The older boy leans over and asks, "What are you having done?"


The second boy says, "I'm getting my tonsils out, and I'm afraid."


The first boy says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up, they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze."


The second boy then asks, "What are you going in for?"


The first boy says, "Circumcision."


"Whoa!" the smaller boy replies. "Good luck, buddy. I had that done when I was born.


Couldn't walk for a year."

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Husband’s Message (by cell phone):

Honey, a car has hit me near the office. Paula brought me to the Hospital.

They have been doing tests and taking X-rays

The blow to my head was very hard, fortunately it seems that it did not cause any serious injury, but I have three broken ribs, a compound fracture in the left leg, and they may have to amputate my right foot.


Wife’s Response:

Who the hell is Paula??

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GOODMORNING
63 DEG RAIN SPOSED TO HIT FREEZING MARK TONIGHT
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MOM IS DOIN OK JUST WAITING TO SEE IF TUMOR GROWS
MIKE
TELL THE BOYS CONGRATS
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GOODLUCK ON BREEDING
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HOPE ALL IS WELL UP THAT WAY FISH SOUND GOOD
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Hello everyone.
Raining hard here. Supposed to get cold again.
Well the youth turkey hunt was uneventful. All the turkeys we heard were far far off. It was a beautiful day though.

Boys soccer games were good they won the first then lost the second. He played very well.

Never made to my club, I got to busy.

Mike, congrats to the boys, good looking dogs.

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A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.

After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.

The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. if I start to get nervous, I take a sip."

So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm.

Upon his return to his office after mass, he found the following note on the door:

1. Sip the Vodka, don't gulp.
2. There are 10 commandments, not 12.
3. There are 12 disciples, not 10.
4. Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.
5. Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his azz.
6. We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J. C.
7. The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Big Daddy, Junior and the Spook.
8. David slew Goliath, he did not kick the sh#t out of him.
9. When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey,don't say he was stoned off his azz.
10. The Virgin Mary is not called "Mary with the Cherry,"
11. The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub, yeah God.
12. Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at St. Peter's, not a Peter pulling contest at St. Taffy's!

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QUICK hello to all and Prayers to all!
In a rush cause we had power out earlier...and worried it may go again! Plan to stay on to catch up... we'll see!

Funny stuff LOVE THE BIG BABY one! lol... James, you are always making us laugh!

Nice pix Mike and CONGRATS to all. What a great thing you did! Nice dawgs!!!

Sounds like fun fishing, VABLUE.
Good luck with the Breeding Wendall.
Hi Corky, still praying for your mom!
Hi Rob!
Hi John!

Rain here..was heavy and WINDY! Wasy GLORIOUS yesterday! Supposed to cool off here... Bob came home with a sore throat after a couple hours work. I'm alive and well. Gotta rest up BIGTIME! I have long weekend with Mum since no one else can stay Easter Night..which means I'll be in Boston for Marathon Monday...a bit nervous about the day...Praying NOTHING scary happens to anyone this yr! I'll enjoy extra time with Mum but she'll poop me out of course! This weekend with her was good. Got lots done but I can't tell ya what now...I forget! LOL!

OK, back later if possible to see wassup!
Later Gators, HappyHunting, Heather

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Hi gang.

Heather - weather is pretty nasty here also. 72 Saturday, 77 Sunday, 68 yesterday, snowing and going down to 19 tonight.

James - good ones.

Wendell - good luck getting Willow bred. I hope she has a nice big healthy litter for you.

Mike - nice pics. That is great helping the youth get started.

Have a great evening everyone and keep warm.

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hey guys haven't been on much but I need a favor, my son has been having a lot of stomach proublems, he gos in hospital the 22nd to sawollowthe light and hav a colonoscome, I would thank you for prayers for mike. thanks a whole bunch ------- see ya and god bless

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Dan - sending prayers for a speedy recovery,

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Morning all,

Prayer sent fro Mike, and all your family Dan.

Warmer days are on there way again and hopefully we do not have a relapse this time.

I am trying to get in a couple clubs locally and try to get some of the YEP events going. I just have a feeling that maybe if I push the way we can get more youth involved in the sport in some fashion.
We will try and see.

Hope everyone has a good week.

Prayers to all in need.

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It's a miracle...I'm on before noon!
PRAYERS TO ALL and Extra Prayers Dan, to you and your son and family!! Hope the tests show an EASY fix!

SNOW...Well... Spring Sprunged off to somehwere else! lol We had snow on the ground this morning! Nothing much... but HELP! NOT as bad as you all John! Weird stuff this weather!

Well, I'm on here early today so I can get off here early today! lol... I spent last night WATCHING tv with Bob and kinda sorta followed the story of what we watched... I figure it might be NICE to sometimes be able to follow along... Bob IS off to work today feeling better. He NEEDED the rest yesterday for sure. OH and speaking of power failures... they just replaced OUR pole(they are still out there)... They have been working down the street pole by pole. I HOPE it stays on today!
OK... gonna see wassup elsewhere, Have a GREAT day all and Dan, we will be thinking of your son!
HappyHunting etc, Heather

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HEY EVERYONE,

COLD AND WINDY HERE. OUR TEMPS CHANGED 30 DEGREES IN 24 HOURS. LIGHT DUSTING OF SNOW.

DAN, PRAYERS SENT FROM MCMILLAN FAMILY.
HEATHER, GLAD TO SEE YOU ON BEFORE NOON. LOL, COMING FROM SOMEONE WHO GOES AWOL ALL THE TIME.
CORKY, HOW ARE THOSE BLACK DOGS DOING.
WB, WILL YOU BE MASTER OF HOUNDS AT BLAIRSVILLE PA THIS YEAR. IF SO I MAY WANDER THAT WAY.

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Evenin y'all! Hope all is well! Been rite chilli here ! A cple days of the warm an man the cold feels rough ! Lol

Dan sendin prayers yalls way! Hope all goes well!

Hope everyone else is well! Prayers sent to everyone! Jus had time for a quick look an post! Lol

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Darn! I ALMOST made it on again before Noon Rob! lol... Went out for a walk instead. Chilly but sunny. It DOES feel cold after the Spring TEASE! lol...
Still sending Prayers to all and hoping Dans son is staying cool calm and collected instead of worrying!!!!

OK... I'm already ready for a nap and I've been on here 2 minutes or so! LOL... I think the coming long weekend with mum is already sucking the energy out of me! On top of everything I do there..I also have to go pick up my oldest sister, Cassandra's cat to care for her at mum's while Cass is in Bermuda. She used to live there so it only costs her airfare to visit...lucky dawg! The kitty will stay at mums till Cass returns and I'm the lucky on to watch her till Monday Pm or whenever I get back out of Boston. Yippee... My cat will HATE me when I get home! lol... Mum loves the cat BUT is always paranoid someone will open a door...and there are aLOT of doors... her house is rather big... Easy to lose the cat simply IN the house! lol...
OK, Be back later on perhaps but knowing me... I'll see y'all tomorrow...lol...
Have a Great one, HappyHunting ETC! Heather

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Afternoon everyone.
Cool here today but at least the wind has died down.

Va Blue gal, it dose make the cold rough after the few nice days we had.

Heather, two days in a row wow. almost lol. How are the Bruins and Rask doing. Pens looked decent last night. We will see.

James, where do you find all those jokes.

Well our turkey for adults come in tomrrow. I took the day off so I can hunt friday and saturday. More than likely I will have my youngest daughter along. Would like to get her a shot.

Have a goodone.

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having to learn new way to do pics on new windows 7 site, late muzzle loading buck , thanks for prayers for mike, will let you know next week hopefully how it went. ----- see ya

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PRAYERS to all!

Bruins JUST now playing their first game of the series! Scoreless so far....
Good luck turkey hunting!
Long day... needed to get a ton of stuff done and now I'm stuck on the comp. Brandon(MIddle son) and Bob watching game with me and Yapping away thru it... me half paying attention to each thing...LOL... With the security stuff that happened on the internet I had passwords I had to change and it made bill paying tough...Akkkk!
SPeaking of operating systems... I still have windows XP on here...cause it's the only way I can view photobucket videos! lol... so I will tryi to post your pic from the IMG code Dan! Pretty cool rack!



OK... off to finish up on here... will not be back till Tues possibly... may be Monday PM? Hopefully all will be well with the Marathon....
HappyHunting, Heather

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