hardtymes
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Registered: Aug 2003
Location: A LITTLE HOLE IN THE HILL OF SOLDIER KY 41164
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Vic Ol Boy you've got me started !!
Well down in the river bottoms again,,Ol Ed and I were huntin Ol Tymes and his daughter Rosie ,,well a week before that it came a (FLOOD) in the bottoms and the river had gone down so we went
hunting it was kinda foggy so ol rosie treeed, shortly after tymes treeed with her,i said Ed lets hurry up and find that coon,and of course season was out,so we did, directly i hear Ed scream like a women ,so i hurry over too him too see if he was hurt,i said are
you alright he said no I've found a DEAD BODY i'm laying on it ,, I
said get up and i will see ,sure enough their lays a body with mudd all over it,,Ed all white, said what are we going too do ,i
said all we can do is call the law,Ed said lets get out of hear,I said
nope we are going too find this coon, and get it out too these dogs,this body ain't going no where its dead,,so it kep geting foggy and foggyer well i found the coon, as i was backing up too shoot that dam coon ,I fell over something ,,and dam i'm laying on top of this body and broke it arm off ,well all kinds of goose bumps ran all over me ,so i'm easying around on this thing ,and found its hand i look at it, ,then i found its hair,and started laughing my ass off ,,Eddie said whats so dam funny<<<he said does its fingers stink,and i really busted my ribs laughing!! I SAID ITS A MANICAN must have wash out of one of them stores up the creek !! We laughing our hindends off over the years,, Verry True Story !!
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