Registered: Feb 2010
Location: off the res.
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A guy is driving in rural Alabama and he sees a sign in front of a tired old house with lots of deferred maintenance: 'Talking Dog For Sale'

He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.

'You talk?' he asks.

'Yep,' the Lab replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'

The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so... I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting
from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.'

'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running...

But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security,
wandering near suspicious characters and listening in.

I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.'

'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

'Ten dollars,' the guy says.

'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'

'Because he lies more than Hillary; He's never been out of the back yard'.

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Location: Rover,Arkansas
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Lmao

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Location: greensburg,ky.
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YA,SOUNDS LIKE HILLARY SHE NEEDS TO RETIRE TO WITH BILL...I HEAR SHE BOUGHT SOME LAND OVER SEAS THAT WOULD BE A GOOD PLACE AND MABY THEY WILL TAKE OBAMA WITH THEM!!!!!!!

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THIS WAS AWSOME .... !!!!!!!!!!!

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