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Jonathan Crump
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My faith in Internet stories has been restored. Finally, some honesty in big buck hunting stories.


Above is a picture of the new world record whitetail buck. It was taken by the cousin of a co-worker's sister's uncle's best friend's son-in-law's niece's hairdresser's neighbor's ex-boyfriend's oldest nephew. Reportedly it will score 2603-1/8 by B&C standard and was shot in West Texas on a really windy day, 85 degrees downhill, around a curve at 900 yards with a .22 cal. rifle.

Supposedly, this deer had killed a Brahma bull, two Land Rovers, and six Jehovah's Witnesses in the last two weeks alone. They said it was winning a fight with Bigfoot when it was shot. It has also been confirmed that the buck had been seen drinking discharge water from a nuclear power plant.

All this has been checked and confirmed by my friends at Snopes.

Honestly and Sincerely,
Barack H. Obama

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Sorry guy/gals I couldn't/can't get the picture to load for this. I can't get it to my photobucket.

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No pic is okay ...you know if "o" says it and snoops has it verified there are those that would believe it . They will fall for anything !!!

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Originally posted by Jonathan Crump
Sorry guy/gals I couldn't/can't get the picture to load for this. I can't get it to my photobu cket.
I bet the pic. weighed 6 lbs.

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