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He Who Prepareth Well, Winneth Often
One of my all-time favorite posts for the benefit of anyone who was not on this forum five years ago.......
He Who Prepareth Well, Winneth often
Revised by JohnD
Behold there came through the gate of the city a coonhunter from afar. It came to pass as the nights went by, he hunted his dog aplenty. And in that city there were the laggards and complainers, they who spent their days reading hound magazines and whining on internet message boards.
Mightily were they astonished at the performance of the stranger’s dog. They said to one another, “What the hell! How do he winneth so much? He must haveth a rough slick treeing idiot.”
And it came to pass that many were gathered at the side of the ring and a soothsayer came among them. And he was one wise guy. And they questioned him saying, “How is it that this stranger has such a good coondog?”
Whereupon the soothsayer made answer. “He of whom you speak is one great hustler,” he answered. “He seekest out the beasts who spring from loins of coondogs and he entereth the forest very often and goeth forth full of pep to train his dog. He complaineth not. Neither doth he despair. While you lie in bed and say, “Verily this is a terrible night to train a coondog,” he is already afoot along hinder creek. On the 7th night, when the 120th minute cometh, he needeth no alibis. He taketh with him five angels; intelligence, persistence, perspiration, .22 rifle, hickory switch, and works like hell. Verily I say unto you, go and do likewise.”
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