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Poor ole Marcel, walking on them gravels out there.

Jerry Clower appreciation. Will forever be the funniest man to ever live and one of the greatest too. What's your favorite story of Jerry's? I like Marcel at the beer joint myself

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ID GIVE YOU HALF A SCHOLARSHIP JUST LOOKIN AT YOU SON! Tell me, what position do you play? "I'm the one what runs with the ball."

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"T he Lord told me,'That the first time he saw that dog, He though it was a lion, too!'"

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I like the city slicker coming for a visit to bird hunt.He opened fire on his uncles cows.Ive got to look it up on youtube now.

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Shoot up here amongst us one of us has got to have some relief!!!

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Are you sure that lie'n dog is dead?

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I have to say yall got a good little support group going. Huddle together so yall can keep warm...trackdriver

"Kim Jong-Un speaks and his people sit up at attention. I want my people to do the same.” An actual sitting US President said that. Let that sink in.

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Uncle versey whatcha gona do with all that money?"well the first thing I'm gona do is get the brakes fixed on that truck"

I'm trying to remember the names of uncle verseys kids,anyone want to give it a try?ill be laughing my but off!!!

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Uncle versey whatcha gona do with all that money?"well the first thing I'm gona do is get the brakes fixed on that truck"

I'm trying to remember the names of uncle verseys kids,anyone want to give it a try?ill be laughing my but off!!!

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That's good stuff!!!

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a dog and a coon was fighting on a railroad track,a train comes by and kills the dog.the owner of the dog said,that dog is in heaven thinking that coon killed him.lol

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I like the city slicker coming for a visit to bird hunt.He opened fire on his uncles cows.Ive got to look it up on youtube now.

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I loved the one talking about the Georgia Bulldog runningback. "
just lay still, he's comeing back by ! " LOL

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Newgene Ledbetter and his mother visiting the new baby in the community that was born without any ears:

Newgene's mom: oh isn't he precious, and look at those beautiful blue eyes.

Baby's mom: Yes and 20/20 vision.

Newgene: It's a good thing cause he sure couldn't wear glasses!!!

Jerry was a great American!!!!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ls6A5krl8ko

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Perry Metcalf.. Go Big Blue !

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Two of my favorites are " Rat Kill'ins" and " Boiled Okra"

I had the pleasure of visiting his house in Mississippi and got to meet him. He was the real deal and one of my favorite people.

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Dual Grand Champion Super Sambo

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The only thing that monkey hates worse than a coon is a lying coondog!!!


Old world famous high ball is the on that got killed by the train.

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Settin up with the dead " The dead man pulled a knife on me"
" wanna buy a possum" and the " Ledbetter Olympics"

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