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> > Eight Words with two Meanings
> >
> > 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
> > Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
> > Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
> >
> > 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
> > Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally
> > to another.
> > Male.... Playing football without a cup.
> >
> > 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
> > Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings
> > with one's partner.
> > Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a
> > fishing trip with the boys.
> >
> > 4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
> > Female.... A desire to get married and raise a
> > family.
> > Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while
> > out with this one.
> >
> > 5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
> > Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
> > Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking
> > beer.
> >
> > 6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
> > Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
> > Male...... A source of entertainment,
> > self-expression, male bonding.
> >
> > 7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
> > Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a
> > couple can achieve.
> > Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we
> > do it.
> >
> > 8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
> > Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel
> > to another.
> > Male... A device for scanning through all 375
> > channels every 5 minutes.
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> > AND;
> >
> > He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra;
> > you've got nothing to put in it.
> > She said . . . You wear pants don't you?
> >
> >
> > He said . . ..... Shall we try swapping positions
> > tonight?
> > She said . That's a good idea - you stand by the
> > ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
> >
> > He said . ... What have you been doing with all the
> > grocery money I gave you?
> > She said . .....Turn sideways and look in the
> > mirror!
> >
> > He said . . How many men does it take to change a
> > roll of toilet paper
> > She said . . We don't know; it has never happened.
> >
> > He said . . Why is it difficult to find men who are
> > sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
> > She said ...... . . They already have boyfriends.
> >
> > She said...What do you call a women who knows where
> > her husband is every night?
> > He said . . . A widow.
> >
> > He said . .. . Why are married women heavier than
> > single women?
> > She said . . . Single women come home, see what's in
> > the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home,
> > see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
> >
> > SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO
> > THE GUYS YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT!
> >
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>Work like you don't need the money,
>Love like you have never been hurt,
>Dance like no one is watching,
>Sing like nobody's listening.

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I read that and printed it off for my mom to read..

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