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old ben
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lol

http://www.dogfoodadvisor.com/

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hopm
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???????
Where's the part causing the laughter?

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tony.beals
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Wheres the laughter

If you open up the web site and then click on one star dog food dry and then click on 5 star dog food dry.

Half of the brands I feed are in the one star, guess my fat dogs don't read.

Opened up the 5 star and I haven't ever heard of 90% of them. Still a good thing my dogs can't read.

Must have been a critic from France that wrote that review. Not sure how many dogs they interviewed

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Darknite57
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LOL, I see Black Gold on the one star list. I feed Sportsmix. It made two stars.

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l.lyle
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quote:
Originally posted by hopm
???????
Where's the part causing the laughter?

It is right there in front of you for your eyes to read if you know what you are reading. That is what is so funny. DRY ? ask any corn or bean farmer to tell you what it docked for too much moisture... Any grain buyer or shipper to tell you what that means. sticking a water hose up a dead calfs ass to add weight is no new trick at all. I'd get turned on by feeding my pooch Lobster unless somebody stuck a water hose up his a-- and I' am paying premium for iT. It is about CHO, fats and carbohydrates, organic chemistry , And an N every so often makes Proteins. THAT RIGHT THERE IS WHAT IS KNEE SLAPPING FUNNY.

Thanks Old Ben for posting that, it made my nighty.

Check out "Krebs Cycle For Dummies". Nothing but plain Science. Understandable, and report back on what your vision of Global Worming is after you understand the carbon cycle. LOL. Krebs Cycle in case you missed it.

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Hey Preacher!!!
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I'M NOT FEEDING A DOG BETTER THAN MYSELF!!! OL' SPOT OUT THERE EATING 'FILET MIGNON' WHILE I'M IN THE HOUSE EATING SOUSE AND CRACKERS??? I DON'T THINK SO!!! WONDER HOW MANY STARS SOUSE AND CRACKERS WOULD GET???

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quote:
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I'M NOT FEEDING A DOG BETTER THAN MYSELF!!! OL' SPOT OUT THERE EATING 'FILET MIGNON' WHILE I'M IN THE HOUSE EATING SOUSE AND CRACKERS??? I DON'T THINK SO!!! WONDER HOW MANY STARS SOUSE AND CRACKERS WOULD GET???

I ate a Cracker on my birthday and I have to say it was pretty good. Wasn't fillet though. You ever looked at an oyster real close about 3/4 done and wondered how hungry a fellow would have to be to try one out?

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I ate a Cracker on my birthday and I have to say it was pretty good. Wasn't fillet though. You ever looked at an oyster real close about 3/4 done and wondered how hungry a fellow would have to be to try one out?

I'LL STICK TO SOUSE!!!

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l.lyle
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quote:
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I'LL STICK TO SOUSE!!!

Not me.

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l.lyle
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The citric acid cycle has little to do with Orange Juice. Other than flavoring.

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7 to 10 % of orange juice is citric acid that one would buy at ones local convenience store.

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l.lyle
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quote:
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7 to 10 % of orange juice is citric acid that one would buy at ones local convenience store.

A little splash will do me!!

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skeets
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LOL lyle thats to funny!!

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l.lyle
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YES! and when you look at the cycle as you would a dogs'life cycle from a puppy to old age. The first thing the Krebs people say is that it is an 8 stage process. I recon me and you have escourted our fair share of dogs through the whole process. Anyways , I see Al Gore getting rich on concentrate like orange juice on the first 4 stages. Kind of like the fellows on here that wants a puppy to tree before it can track LOL . That's cool but it does not happen throughout the prcess. I have wasted ten years of my life away when Walkers started to pulling that crap and after ten years it took me to finally figure out my line were full of --it. I recon kind of like the stages of Masons. People get to stage four and they think they know it all. LOL But who can blame old Al on Gloable Worming he saw a chance and he took it and it paid off for him. He IS Smart and we bees the dumbasses.

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skeets
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LOL lyle did you know brother al gore use to hunt blackand tans? but that was before he discoverd that mother earth was heating up at a alarming rate. i believe he said that the earths in the 8th and last stage just like krebs study of the cannines at their finally moments before they enter into that long dark tunnel that leads all good puppies to the twilight zone lol. as we speak the glaciers are melting just like the wicked witch, that will someday flood us all without warning. i say build a ark and build it now. al has spoken, let it be said let it be done lol.

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trschellhorn
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reading those is quite entertaining cause eukanuba is supposedly one of the best dog feeds around and they charge 50 bucks a bag for it but yet it's only rated at a 3 star... i think i'll just stick with the feed i got for my dogs and i'm sure it's rated a 1 star even though it's not on there. they seem to like it just fine

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