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Location: Sandy Ridge NC
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"Old Folks"

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We
decided to grab a bite at the food court.

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The
teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange,
and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and
find him staring every time.

When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, " What's the
matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke
on his response; knowing he would have a good one. And in classic
style he did not bat an eye in his response.

"Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if
you were my son."

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.......good one, Ice!!

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I like that!!!!!

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HAHAHAHAHA! ! ! ! ! LMBO !! ! !! ! thats a good one

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I usually only laugh at jokes that someone tells me in person. This is one of the few that has made me laugh reading it. That was great!

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ooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I'd take dad out more often.

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Thats a good one

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An older couple is attending church services.



About halfway through, the wife writes a note and hands it to her husband.



It says, “I just let out a silent fart. What do you think I should do?”



He scribbles back, “Put a new battery in your hearing aid!

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BOTH ARE GOOD ONES

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I'm going to tell them to someone tomorrow. Good ones.

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I love it good to here a joke first thing in the morning

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