Registered: Jan 2008
Location: wayne co WV
Posts: 103

Ill put a knot on your head big enough for a calf to suck on!!! LOL
Ill kick your butt so hard youll have to part your hair to fart!!!

LETS HERE SOME GOOD LINES BOYS I LOVE HEARING THESE!!!

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Registered: Jan 2008
Location: wayne co WV
Posts: 103

Come on guys this is funny stuff!!!!

Ill kick your butt so hard youll be tastin shoe polish!!!

Ill be on you like a hound on a coon!!!!

Ill be on you like a hobo on a bologna sandwich!!!

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Registered: Aug 2010
Location: Warren county,Indiana
Posts: 18

I'll hit ya so hard you'll die of old age before ya quit sliding.
I'll hit ya so hard your grand kids will come out black and blue.

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Registered: Jun 2003
Location: Beaver Springs, Pennsylvania
Posts: 3316

Me is thinkin' that the snow has muddled a few brain cells and caused a really, really bad case of 'cabin fever' and a few fellas have nothing else to do. I have no new ones to add, but they are funny, might gonna have to use a few of those myself!

Well I use this one a lot...He is so far up so n so's butt, all he is ever gonna see is intestines!

There ya go, that's all I have to say on that!

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FNL Hanselman's Blu Pixie Dust

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Registered: Feb 2010
Location: Wisconnesota
Posts: 126

I'll jump down your throat and gallop your guts out

How big a boy are ya?

Well your mommas so fat she uses a vcr as a pager

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The only Peaceful thing left is a bawl mouth track dog.

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Registered: Jul 2004
Location: Jodaviess Co. N.W. IL.
Posts: 3597

I'LL HIT YOU SO HARD THAT WHEN YOU WAKE UP. YOUR CLOTHES WILL BE OUT OF STYLE. <v>

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Registered: Jan 2008
Location: wayne co WV
Posts: 103

lol keep em comin!!!! very funny

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THE DEFINITION OF A RABBIT DOG " A DOG THAT HAS ABSOLUTELY NO RESPECT FOR HIS BODY AND LIVES TO DO ONE THING AND THATS CHASE A RABBIT"


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Registered: Jan 2007
Location: east tennessee
Posts: 388

i will be on you like ugly on ape
i hit you so hard your moma will feel it

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Registered: Oct 2003
Location: mid-michigan
Posts: 4437

I'll puy knots on your head faster than you can rub them off !

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BackWoods River Walkers/Beagles
Just all 'round , meat gettin' hounds.

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Registered: Dec 2010
Location: heaven
Posts: 57

My dad used to tell us kids he will hit us so hard we will get picked up for speeding in the next town. Mom told us when we asked what was for supper, and i quote "DOG SH---T and you're eating it."

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Registered: Jun 2010
Location: Northport, AL
Posts: 171

I will hit you so hard your grand kids will be born with a headache.

I will knock a knot on your head so big that you will have to
tip toe to scratch it.

I will hit you so hard that you will yelling ( ya'll quit )

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Bama Boy

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Registered: Jan 2010
Location: indiana
Posts: 351

Chuck Norris: I'll hit you with so many lefts you'll beg me for a right.

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Registered: Jun 2003
Location: michigan
Posts: 2573

your eyes will turn brown

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Registered: Dec 2008
Location: south carolina
Posts: 2635

I'LL KNOCK YOU INTO THE MIDDLE OF NEXT WEEK.

I'LL KNOCK A KNOT ON YOUR HEAD AND DARE IT TO RISE.

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It's gotta be RED!!!!
When God knew I needed a friend, He sent my dogs, when He needed a coondog, He took them back.
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Registered: Oct 2010
Location: Burlington, WI
Posts: 489

LMAO!!!!!!! These are great! My new favorite from the other thread is

I wouldn't sh!t you you're my favorite turd!

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Location:
Posts: 1795

I'll stomp a mud hole in your a$$ it will take a week to dry out !

I heard of getting hit by a ugly stick but the whole forest must have fell on you !

There ain't but 2 things free a$$ whipping and bubble gum, and I'm all out of bubble gum !

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Location:
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I'll hit you so hard, you'll be picking your teeth out of your toenails!

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Registered: Jul 2003
Location: SC
Posts: 261

YOU rather sandpaper a wildcats azz and pour turpentine on it than mess with ME

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Registered: Feb 2009
Location: Kentucky
Posts: 170

Ill kick you in the A$$ so hard you will be $hitin leather for a week

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Registered: Oct 2007
Location: Clinton N.C.
Posts: 159

I'll slap the taste outa your mouth!!
I'll hit you so hard it"ll bust your shoe laces!!

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Registered: May 2008
Location: North Central, WV
Posts: 98

Ill rip your head off and $}{!+ down your throat! lol

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Registered: Mar 2009
Location: Spring Creek N.C.
Posts: 434

Anybody remember this one?? Your cruising for a bruising. And there are only gonna be 3 hits in this fight, I hit you, you hit the floor and the ambulance hits 90.

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Registered: May 2010
Location:
Posts: 400

BOY ILL SMACK A 5gl PUPM NOT ON YOUR HEAD

IM GOING TO HIT YOU SO HARD YOUR GOING TO DOCEY IN YOUR DRAWS

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Lumberton Nc
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Location: Perry, Fl.
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I'll knock a mudhole in your a$$ and stomp it dry.

I was once told this by a fellow in a bar.

"Go outside and practice falling down and bleeding and I will be along in a minute."

psiskjr

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Registered: Jan 2008
Location: wayne co WV
Posts: 103

LOL!!! Ill be on you like brown on a turd!!!

Ill kick your butt so hard the water on my knee will quench your thirst!!!

Ill kick your butt so hard youll think your back in cell block with BUBBA!!!!

Your momma is so crosseyed that when she cries tears run down her back!!!! LMBO I love this one

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