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Cleo
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Southern Folks ;) It's Just A Joke....

Southerners can be so polite!
" Atlanta Tower , Saudi Air 511 requesting permission to land."
AtlantaATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R."
Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R
Allah be Praised."
"Irani Air 712 to Atlantatower, requesting permission to land on infidels runway."
AtlantaATC: "Tower to Iran Air 712 --You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R."
IranAir: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R. - Allah is Great."
Pause...

Saudi Air: " ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC"
AtlantaATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 511."
Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE..
INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE."
AtlantaATC: "Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us ---

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funny!!!

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Thomas Williams
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lmao! Thats a good one!

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Christy
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THAT IS HILARIOUS!!

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PlottChaser
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love it!!

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david r
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Joke

Way cute! Keep em comming.

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Cleo
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I didn't want to offend anyone, and I hope I didn't!

I thought it was cute too.....I can just hear them saying "Bless your hearts...."

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Breeding for the future of the Treeing Walker
"God bless the Broken Road"
~A man is only as good as his word~

Proud home to;

'PR' Kentucky River Fly Again (Kentucky River Rowdy frozen semen)
ACHA CHT x3 Broken Roads Little Texas (Kentucky River Rowdy x Houses Lipper's Hope)
CH Broken Roads Southern Stylish Boom (Kentucky River Rowdy x Houses Lipper's Hope)
Broken Road's Rowdy Lil Miss (Kentucky River Rowdy x Houses Lipper's Hope)
Broken Road's Meabie I will (Lipper's Rooster x Missy)
Broken Roads IMA Boomer2 (UKC NATL GRCH GRNTCH Honest Abe x Broken Roads Southern Stylish Boom
~~~~~Watch out!~~~~~
They just might make an IMPACT!

and the girls...Punkin and Tater!

Gone by never forgotten ~ Fly high my beautiful angels
~ GRCH GNTCH PKC SC Toucan Sam
~CH Toucan's Ugly Betty
~ CCH CH Southforks September Rain
~ Martin's Daisy JJ (what a beautiful litter you left behind)
~ Luke, the lab who brought us so many doves and ducks over the years
~ UKC GRCH,ACHA CH 2014 LWCH 2014 2 x's ACHA YOUTH WCH AKC CH AKC CH 'PR' Kentucky River Mundar ~ (Kentucky River Rowdy frozen semen) DNA Profiled ~ Fly high, old friend.

"The WILL of God will never take you where the GRACE of God can not protect you!"

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Bluedogman
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No offence taken. That was a nice one! And so timely!

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VA.REB
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REALLY FUNNY

You know thats really funny right there and as larry the cable guy says ," I dont care who you are". You know us southerners are really that polite. keep em coming.

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