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Lee Stocking
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Registered: Jun 2003
Location: Tennessee
Posts: 3232

My dog

My Dog,


ü My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.

ü He has his food prepared for him.

ü He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365.

ü His meals are provided at no cost to him.

ü He visits the Dr.. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise.

ü For this He pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.

ü He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than He needs, but He is not required to do any upkeep.

ü If He makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.

ü He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.

ü He receives these accommodations absolutely free.

ü He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.

ü All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.

I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head,

My Gosh, my dog is a democrat!

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Okie Dawg
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Registered: May 2009
Location: Tonkawa Oklahoma
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Is he a democrat farmer, small buisness man, politition, corporate giant, in child care, old folks care, on medacare stop and try to think of someone that doesn't get or get the benifett of goeverment money besides the hourly working man.
The more the corporate giants take goverment money to move our jobs over seas the more of the working class is going to be on gov. aid.

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Jim88
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Registered: Oct 2009
Location: Preston County, West Virginia
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Hell yea Okie Dog, keep working millions on Welfare Depend on us!!!!!!!

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