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wayne f
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Registered: Aug 2004
Location: bainbridge ny
Posts: 2589

elmo

oldi but still funny














































There
is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes
the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you
tickle it under the arms.

Well, Lena is
hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she
reports for her first day promptly at 8:00
am.


The
next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the
Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws
open the door and begins to rant about the new

Employee.

He
complains that she is incredibly slow and the
whole line is backing up, putting the entire
production line behind schedule.


The
Personnel Manager decides he should see this for
himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory
floor. When they get there the line is so
backed
up
that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the
factory floor and they're really beginning to
pile up.

At the end of the line stands
Lena surrounded by mountains of
Tickle
Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush Red fabric
and a huge bag of small marbles.


The
2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little
piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and
begins to carefully sew the little package
between Elmo's legs.


The
Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After
several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself
together and approaches Lena
.


'I'm
sorry,' he says to her, barely able to keep a
straight face, 'but I think you misunderstood
the instructions I gave you
yesterday...'

'Your job is to give Elmo
two test tickles.

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bonehead
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Registered: Apr 2007
Location: Wisconsin
Posts: 339

lmao!! thats great

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