JONAH
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....the Lie Clock.....
The Lie Clock
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
"'Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
"'That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
"'Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's a one of a kind coon hunters clock. The hands have moved once, telling us that that coon hunter told only one lie in his entire life."
"Thats incredible also!" said the man
"OK, where's Barrack Obama's clock?" asked the man.
St Peter replied "'Obama's clock is in Jesus' office."
"Why is that?" asked the man
"Because he is using it as a ceiling fan.." said St Peter
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