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The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

The economy is so bad I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behindthe counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"

The economy is so bad that CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

The economy is so bad if the bank returns your check marked "InsufficientFunds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

The economy is so bad Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higherthan GM.

The economy is so bad McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

The economy is so bad parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies andlearned their children's names.

The economy is so bad a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .

The economy is so bad Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

The economy is so bad Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen

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Hilarious!

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Mike, the economy should be better soon. Two weeks ago YOUR President announced that the rscession was over! LOL

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Yea but they forgot to say it went to depression now.

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now thats funny!!!!!

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Actually, I saw a clip of the President this morning saying he thought we were heading for a double dip recession.

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Keep it up, Halarious. Thought you might like to hear about the new Mc Donalds meal. The old was the Hillary meal- big brest and big thighs. The new one is the Obama meal- All left wings and But holes.

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lmao

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