James200
UKC Forum Member
Registered: Feb 2007
Location: Oklahoma
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Has an itch that needs scratchin.lol
30+ years ago I went to pick up a girl I had asked out on a date. I went inside,met her parents,visited a few minutes then the date and I were about to walk out the front door. Her little brother came running into the living room to me....said "James, wanna see me start my motorcycle"? Me being the nice guy I am said " yes Brad, sure!"...All in one motion Brad hiked his leg...cranked down like kick-starting a motorbike & let loose of a bigtime fart!! (a real winner in a mans world if ya know what I mean...lol)
It shocked me and embarassed the date....brad no more got it out when his dad jumped up out of his recliner,grabbed a peach switch he kept over the living room door, grabbed Brad by the arm and said "I'll start your motorcycle !!" then cominced to giving Bradley an old fashion thrashing.....poor brad,when turned loose dropped his butt to the hard-wood floor and was scooting across the living room like a wormy dog...lol...I guess he was trying to cool it off...lol....The dad looked at me and said " go on to the movies,have a good time and have Deb home by 11:30"...soooo, not only dogs scoot....humans do too under the right circumstance...lol
Moral of the story: When a butt drops to the floor...there is a REASON ! LOL
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