Registered: Dec 2004
Location: maryland
Posts: 596

got this from a friend

Subject: Happy Thanksgiving


A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a young boy
carrying a wild turkey under his arm.

He stopped and asked the boy, 'Where did you get that turkey?'


The boy replied, 'What turkey?'

The game warden said, 'That turkey you're carrying under your arm.'

The boy looks down and said, 'Well, lookee here, a turkey done roosted
under my arm!'

The game warden said, 'Now look, you know turkey season is closed, so
whatever you do to that turkey, I'm going to do to you.

If you break his leg, I'm gonna break your leg. If you break his wing,
I'll break your arm. Whatever you do to him, I'll do to you. So, what
are you gonna do with him?'

The little boy said, 'I guess I'll just kiss his a$$ and let him go!'


May your stuffing be tasty
May your turkey plump,
May your potatoes and gravy
Have never a lump.
May your yams be delicious
And your pies take the prize,
And may your Thanksgiving dinner
Stay off your thighs!


HAPPY THANKS GIVING TO YOU AND YOUR FAMILY

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Jeff Wilson

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Location: central Ia.
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You are poet and dont know it!

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Registered: Jun 2003
Location: waldo wi
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and everyone else, thanks that was GOOD!!!!

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i loved it

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