Registered: Jun 2003
Location: Salem,Missouri
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While trying to escape Iraq, Saddam found a bottle in a cave and picked it up. Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said "Master, may I grant you one wish?"

"You ignorant unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything!" barked Saddam.

The shocked genie said "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever."

Saddam thought a moment. Then he grumbled about the impertinence of the woman, and said "Very well, I want to awaken with three white American women in my bed in the morning, so just do it and be off with you!"

The highly annoyed genie said, "So be it!" and disappeared. The next morning he woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding & Hillary Clinton.

His penis was gone, his knee was broken, and he had no health insurance.





(i guess you could say he got his just desserts)

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Registered: Oct 2003
Location: SW Missouri
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a mental image there, lol. I must admit that was a good one!

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Registered: Jun 2004
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LMAO! That was a good one! :P

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