James200
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Registered: Feb 2007
Location: Oklahoma
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Fishing
Fishing
Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation
took place.
First guy: 'You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out
fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint every
room in the house next weekend.'
Second guy: 'That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would
build her a new deck for the pool.
Third guy: 'Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I
would remodel the kitchen for her.
They continue to fish. When they realized that the fourth guy has not
said a word, they asked him. 'You haven't said anything about what you had
to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?'
Fourth guy: 'I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut
off my alarm, gave the wife a slap on her butt and said: 'Fishing or Sex?'
She said: 'Wear sun-block.'
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