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C. Beyer
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USMC Sniper

A USMC sniper was real good at his job. This sniper had a method.
He would yell out some insult at the enemy and when someone stood up reply, Bang! One less insurgent! After every mission the company commander would ask "How many insurgents have you shot today?"

However, on this particular day when asked about the number killed,
he reported "Five killed and I let one go." "Let one go?" roared thecompany
commander. "What do you mean, you let one go?"

"Well, I yelled out 'Osama is a Homo!' Then this big insurgent
stood up and yelled 'Hillary is a B!tch!'

I just couldn't shoot a fellow Republican!"

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OMG! is all I can say LOL . thats funny LOL

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Good one! ROFL!!!

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LMAO

I understand that !!!!!!!!!!
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Now that is funny!!!!!!!

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one more time....lol

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He is right, there is really not that much difference at all between an Insurgent, and a Republican, Practly the same. LOL

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ill leave

that one alone richard! BUT THANKS TO ALL OUR TROOPS FIGHTING FOR US! WE LOVE YOU AND MERRY CHRISTMAS.

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King, Im a Veteran, and have served my tour of duty, to protect your right to vote and live freely, as well as my own.
So being that Im a Free Man, I do not have to like the Republican Party, and will take any cheap shot I can to make a Joke of them. LOL Have a Merry Christmas.

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richard

i understand, and thank you for your service to this great country and fighting for my freedoms. thanks craig ineichen

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That was good.

Merry Christmas to all my fellow Americans and Coonhunters

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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Richard Nethery
[B]He is right, there is really not that much difference at all between an Insurgent, and a Republican, Practly the same. LOL



LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Richard Nethery
[B]King, Im a Veteran, and have served my tour of duty, to protect your right to vote and live freely, as well as my own.
So being that Im a Free Man, I do not have to like the Republican Party, and will take any cheap shot I can to make a Joke of them. LOL Have a Merry Christmas.



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Re: richard

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i understand, and thank you for your service to this great country and fighting for my freedoms. thanks craig ineichen


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Your Welcome, Have a Merry Christmas
Take a Kid Hunting, and be carefull.

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