Registered: Jan 2005
Location: Hutchinson Kansas
Posts: 957

THE GOOD HUSBAND:

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas
Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like
alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As
bad as he's feeling, he wonders if he did something wrong.

Jack has to force himself to open his eyes and the first thing he sees is a
couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And next to
them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him,
all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in
perfect order and spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.

He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at
him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of
the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his
wife in lipstick:

"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make
your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian"

He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming
hot coffee and the morning newspaper.

His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks,
"Son... what happened last night?"

"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell
over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and
got that black eye when you ran into the door.

Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect order and
so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??"

His son replies, "Oh THAT.... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she
tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, I'm married!!"

* Broken Coffee Table $239.99
* Hot Breakfast $4.20
* Two Aspirins $.38
* Saying the right thing, at the right time.....
....PRICELESS!!!!!!

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