anscox
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Football time in TN!
As a Vols fan I got a kick out of this!
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One foggy night a UT fan was heading south and a Bama fan was driving
north.
While crossing a narrow bridge they hit each other head-on, mangling both
cars.
The Vols fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage.
He looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I'm lucky to be alive".
Likewise, the Tide fan gets out of his car uninjured, he too, feeling
fortunate to have survived.
The Tide fan walks over to the Vols fan and says, "Hey, man, I think this
is a sign that we should put away our petty differences and live as friends
instead of being rivals."
The Vols fan thinks for a moment and says, "You know, you're absolutely
right! We should be friends. In fact, I'm going to see if something else
survived the wreck." The Vols fan then pops open the trunk of his car and
removes a full undamaged bottle of Jack Daniels.
He says to the Bama fan, "I think this is another sign that we should
toast to our newfound friendship."
The Bama fan agrees and grabs the bottle. After sucking down half of the
bottle, the Bama fan hands the bottle back to the Vols fan and says, "Your
turn".
The Vols fan calmly twists the cap back on the bottle, throws the rest of
the bottle over the bridge into the river and says, "Nah, I think I'll
just wait for the cops to show up."
Its football time in Tennessee.
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