Registered: Jul 2004
Location: Mt.Airy, N.C.
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An army company was out of food and ammo, so the Srg. sent a young man to get help. He had to walk through enemy territory without a gun. The sarge handed him a long stick and said, this is your gun; you have to think positive. He handed him a shorter stick and said, this is your knife; you must think positive.

With the long stick as a gun, and the short stick as a knife he began his journey. It wasn't long until one of the enemy soldiers attacked him. He threw up his sticks and said, " Bang Bang...Stab Stab." ( You must think positive) and the the enemy soldier just fell over. He thought to himself, "This really works!" Another one came, and he said, " Bang Bang...Stab Stab...." and he fell over too.
He did that to several soldiers with each one of them falling over dead. Finally he saw an enemy soldier coming and he said...BANG BANG...STAB STAB...and the soldier kept coming. He shouted louder .. BANG BANG....STAB STAB....Yet the soldier kept coming. Finally the soldier walked over the guy, crushing him into the ground , and he was saying.." TANK...TANK....TANK..."

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