nitechamp bud
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Registered: Jun 2003
Location: Salem,Missouri
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These are pretty good jokes!!
>> You've Gotta Love Drunk People
>> A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud
>> pounding on the door.
>>
>> The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger,
>> standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
>>
>> "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3 o'clock in the morning!"
>>
>> He slams the door and returns to bed.
>>
>> "Who was that?" asked his wife.
>>
>> "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
>>
>> "Did you help him?" she asks.
>>
>> "No, I did not, it is 3 o'clock in the morning and it is pouring out
>> there!"
>>
>> "Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about
>> three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I
>> think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"
>>
>> The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the
>> pounding rain.
>>
>> He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
>>
>> "Yes" comes back the answer.
>>
>> "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
>>
>> "Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
>>
>> "Where are you?" asks the husband.
>>
>> Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk.
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