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She studied 3 hrs. for a blood test...

She thought a quarterback was her change..

She thought meow mix was a CD for cats.....

She thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company...

She stared at the orange juice container for 30 min. b/c it said concentrate...

She tripped over a cordless phone.....

She wanted to meet at the corner of walk and don't walk...

She tried to arrange M&M's in alphabetical order.....

Her major was Hooked on Phonics.......

She thought General Motors was in the army.



Just messin...

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hahaha, good ones

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LOVE IT!! Sooo Funny. Amy

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I had not heard some of them before, but they all made me chuckle.

Those POOR BLONDES & RODNEY DANGERFIELD??????????????

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I had not heard some of them before, but they all made me chuckle.

Those POOR BLONDES & RODNEY DANGERFIELD??????????????

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you keep coming up with all of these JOKES, we'll have to nickname you the ORAL ROBERTS of the coonhunting world. LOL

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you keep coming up with all of these JOKES, we'll have to nickname you the ORAL ROBERTS of the coonhunting world. LOL

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WHATS A BLONDE MATING CALL? IM SO DRUNK WHATS A UGLY BLONDE MATING CALL? I SAID IM SO DRUNK!

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Here is one for all you blondes.

Why do bruenetts and red heads tell blonde jokes?

So they have something to do on Saturday nights.

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... A NICE NEW HOUND COLLAR!
OK Craig... if you take away your last post this makes no sense... so Shall I leave them all Guessing??????

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... A NICE NEW HOUND COLLAR!
OK Craig... if you take away your last post this makes no sense... so Shall I leave them all Guessing??????

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I thought it would be more fun to start a new thread!!!!!!
SORRY.

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if anyone is interested in my reply... they can travel over here to find it! Guess I need to slow down on my Replies!
Thanks for brightening our days with laughs!

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