Registered: Aug 2011
Location: Emporia, Kansas
Posts: 378

Lay off letter



Best Lay Off Letter Ever

Dear Employees:

As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Joe Biden is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%. But, since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead. This has really been bothering me since I believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go. So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lots and found sixty 'Biden Harris' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the ones to let go. I can't think of a more, fair way to approach this problem.

They voted for change......I gave it to them.



I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.😉

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Registered: Jan 2011
Location: Canton, Ohio
Posts: 2603

Boy, I can guess who the first 6 negative comments you get will be from.. till it happens. Then they will disappear.. I believe every word of this. As his old boss used to say. "America is no longer a manufacturing country" and " you will need a magic wand to bring manufacturing jobs back here"...

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Registered: Nov 2006
Location: Oklahoma
Posts: 173

That’s great I love it

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