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georgef072007
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Do you have any true friends?

Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that
always sound good,
But never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-
Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.


1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask;
"Because you are my friend".

Friendship is like peeing your pants,
Everyone can see it,
But only you can feel the true warmth.

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croatankid
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i don't have any of those kind of friends. well, maybe one but she's my wife and she has to do all those things or else.

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I had a bunch of friends like those when I was Younger and Now I don't have those kind, because I grew Up!!! But it was FUNNY!!

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