brushrunretiree
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Registered: Feb 2009
Location: Reader, W.V.
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Talking About Bees. I Was Tightening The Fence Where My Daughter Has Her Horses, And T Was Just Working Along WHEN I GOT STUNG ON THE INSIDE OF MY Legs Then AGAIN, AND AGAIN!! I COULDN'T SEE ANY BEES ON ME, BUT THEY WAS STINGING THE BLAZES OUT OF ME!! COME TO FIND OUT, THEY WERE IN THE GROUND, IWAS STANDING ON THE WHOLE, AND WHEN I STRUCK THE STAPLE ON THE FENCE POST, UP OUT OF THE GROUND THEY CAME, ALL I WAS DOING WAS STIRRING THEM UP!! I THREW THE HAMMER AWAY, STARTED SLAPPING AWAY AT MY LEGS, I MEAN I WAS GETTING STUNG LIKE ALL GET OUT!! I STRIPPED OUT OF MY BIBS. THAT JUST GAVE THEM MORE AREA TO STING!! I FINALLY RAN TO THE CREEK AND JUMPED IN. THAT WAS THE ONLY WAY TO GET AWAY FROM THEM. I LAIYED THERE IN THE CREEK FOR @ 30 MINUYES, SOAKING MY STINGS, WHEN MY WIFE CAME DOWN THE HOLLAR, SHE WANTED TO KNOW WHY I WAS IN THE CREEK WITH ONLY MY UNDERWEAR ON?? I FINALLY GOT UP AND WALKED HOME,ABOUT A QUARTER MILE!!! I WAS STUNG 37 TIMES FROM MY CROTCH DOWN TO MY ANKLES!!! THAT NIGHT, I POURED THE GASOLINE DOWN THAT HOLE AND BURNT THEM BABIES OUT OF THERE!! NOT FUN AT ALL!!!! I CAN LAUGH AT IT NOW, BUT IT TOOK AWHILE FOR ME TO BE ABLE TO LAUGH!! WHEW, WHAT A DAY!!
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