l.lyle
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My last old girlfreind , her daughter brought home a mut about the day I arrived. That thing pitched a eucaliptus fit in front of the TV . The New ,old girlfriend, being a nurse, said , "that thing is trowing caniptioin fits, must be eutrophic and calaptroniic an epileptic. I said sho looks that way. I said , I'll take care of it tommorrow". She was from up there and I am from down hyar . So she said no,to reading my eyes , and said do it right. I said , I will". so I took it to my vet and told him I need to put this dog assunder. So he whips out a tab and pen and says, NAME? and I says you know me , you know me all my life. He ax no? I mean dog's name ? I say I don't know it got a name . Den he ax , name of owner? I say "Girlfriend". The lady sittin there makin notes , allso a long time friend raise up her eyebrow at me. Vet ax again , What is her name? I say It eludes me at dis moment and his helper jump clean off de stool and say, " You don't even know her name?" getting I rate . Den she stare at me and ax , What's my name? I felt terrible dumb> I took the puppy off te table and start to saunter out de doe , and the vet holla out " Come on back Lyle, I'll handle it.
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