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I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy,wars,jobs,my savings,Social Security,retirement funds,etc. I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call centre in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck!!!!!!!!!!!

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That's hilarious and horrible at the same time.

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that was good.

kell

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LOL!!!!!

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i was going to repost this on facebook and i rethought that, I AM A TRUCK DRIVER, good lord you know some fool would think that i was serious,lol
kell

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They caught a truck load of Americans slipping into Mexico!!!!!

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okay, i am so stealing that one,lol.

kelley

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Angelina Jolie adopted another child, and it was from America....

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If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds" and you call them and ask if they meant you or them.....

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BTT ,,LOL these are some goods ones ,got anymore ?

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A set of testiculs walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a million beers and the bartender says what are you nuts???

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Originally posted by branchvillekell
i was going to repost this on facebook and i rethought that, I AM A TRUCK DRIVER, good lord you know some fool would think that i was serious,lol
kell

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