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Study Finds Southerners & Humans "Closely Related"

NEW YORK, NY (DPI) - Results of a recent study have concluded that,
surprisingly, humans and Southerners could be much more closely
related than previously thought. "I was in Atlanta," stated
research director and life-long New Yorker Harry Smetlinger, "and
was surprised to find that Southerners are surprisingly human-like.
It's kind of eerie."

Dr. Smetlinger's work could transform the way .-.
people think of Southerners, believed to be (e.e)
our closest living relatives after chimps, (m)
dolphins and Californians. "Most New Yorkers .-="=-. W
formed their opinion of Southerners from visit- // =T= \\,/
ing professional athletes," stated Smetlinger, () ==|== ()
"and, admittedly, some southern relief pitchers \ =V=
do tend to elicit a strong hooting, hopping, M(oVo)
dung-throwing response from even the more evolved // \\
humans." Smetlinger concluded by saying that // \\
he hoped this study would help us to understand () ()
and even grow close to Southerners. "But not \\ ||
too close - there's a limit to this sort of \' '|
thing." jgs ==" "==

Subtle non-human Southerner traits observed include speaking at
a leisurely pace, helping people out just to be friendly and --
most surprising -- a tendency to stay married to the same spouse.
"That's just not human," stated Smetlinger.

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Wildbill,
You just about had me boiling till I got to the end.

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HE HE! Medcalf i second that I was boiling too, until I got to the end and found out we was not to bad after all..

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i say kill that yankee

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quote:

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Originally posted by Al Medcalf
Wildbill,
You just about had me boiling till I got to the end.

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quote:

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Originally posted by wildbill
Study Finds Southerners & Humans "Closely Related"

NEW YORK, NY (DPI) - Results of a recent study have concluded that,
surprisingly, humans and Southerners could be much more closely
related than previously thought. "I was in Atlanta," stated
research director and life-long New Yorker Harry Smetlinger, "and
was surprised to find that Southerners are surprisingly human-like.
It's kind of eerie."

Dr. Smetlinger's work could transform the way .-.
people think of Southerners, believed to be (e.e)
our closest living relatives after chimps, (m)
dolphins and Californians. "Most New Yorkers .-="=-. W
formed their opinion of Southerners from visit- // =T= \\,/
ing professional athletes," stated Smetlinger, () ==|== ()
"and, admittedly, some southern relief pitchers \ =V=
do tend to elicit a strong hooting, hopping, M(oVo)
dung-throwing response from even the more evolved // \\
humans." Smetlinger concluded by saying that // \\
he hoped this study would help us to understand () ()
and even grow close to Southerners. "But not \\ ||
too close - there's a limit to this sort of ' '|
thing." jgs ==" "==

Subtle non-human Southerner traits observed include speaking at
a leisurely pace, helping people out just to be friendly and --
most surprising -- a tendency to stay married to the same spouse.
"That's just not human," stated Smetlinger.

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john,do you know where paintsville ky is?
thats where i was born and raised till i was 3 or 4 and parents moved to zanesville ohio where my mother was born and raised.

it's hard to change a born hillbilly,lol,,
those people in zanesville tryed to change dads way of thinking and he put a few of them in the hospital...

dad told me when i was barely walking in when we lived in ky. that he woke up from a nap in the yard and found me chugging his jar of homebrew,lol,lol

man could he make some good brew and shine,,he learned from his dad,,lol

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good one, SlickWilly....lol

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thanks folks,lol

i got to thinking ,i've been married to the same woman over 20 yrs too (must be cause i'm on the road a lot ,lol),,hard to beleive,lol

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