huntinchickadee
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Registered: Aug 2005
Location: KENTUCKY
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10 excuses men use frequently
I am 20 and I have black and tans and my boyfriend hunts black dogs too, well there for a while I heard these choice phrases used as lame excuses:
1. he said: "My truck doesn't have the gas"
I wanted to go and see my momma
he wanted to watch NASCAR
2. he said: "I have to hunt tonight to get him (A YEAR OLD BLACK AND TAN MALE PUP) ready for NEXT WEEKEND"
I wanted to go to wal-mart he wanted to hunt
3. he said: "I WORKED a 8 hour day, I wanna relax."
I wanted to go hunting
he wanted to drink a beer and watch a hall of fame show on the dallas cowboys
4. he said: "I'll pay the bills today"
I wanted a new pair of jeans
he wanted another hound
5. he said: "let's go fishing"
we spent 21 hours straight on a pontoon with his friends and a cooler of beer..
I had fun, but my butt hurt at the end of the trip
6. he said: "LETS go on vacation"
we went to black and tan days
7. he said "LETS go the flea market"
he wanted a fishing pole
I wanted to sleep
8. he said:lets go see my parents
he wanted to eat better cooking than mine
9. he said: "LEts eat out"
we had steaks on the grill
10. THIS IS THE BIGGEST EXCUSE OF ALL TIME
HE SAID: i HAVE TO RUN OVER TO JIMS TO GET A COLLAR AND LEASH I LEFT OVER THERE
HE WENT HUNTING ON MY BIRTHDAY AND FORGOT MY PRESENT..
I love him, and I love these things about him, but we women might be high strung emotional PMS'ing gals, but when it comes down to it I can cook anything, skin anything and I can call my dog when we hunt together.. what more could he ask for? ESPECIALLY when he is sore and what's a back rub after a night of climbing these KENTCKY HILLS
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