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Welcome gentleman, and also the GOP nominee!

To the GOP nominee: With the gas prices pushing $5 a gal. what is your plan, without drilling & destroying Mother Earth, to fix the problem?

Mr. PRESIDENT: WOW, you`re looking rather dashing this evening sir....just how do you do it? You just look Presidential!

GOP: With Israel causing all the problems in the Middle-East, along with murdering & torturing innocent and peaceful muslims, what is your solution to keep this artificial country in check?

Mr. PRESIDENT: We`ve had reports you`re having a little problem with your slice! Can we help in any way? How about a few lessons from Tiger Woods.

GOP: With all the failures of the Bush administration, and the passing off of the worst economy since the great depression, to the smartest, best looking, most humble, fearless, and....did you hear his singing voice..........oooooh, sorry! Now, where was I.... OH YEA, what are you bums plan to make our economy great again?

MR. PRESIDENT: Do you have any plans to go into an acting or a singing career, if for some crazy reason, you`re not re-elected?

GOP: Now that we are on the verge of Peace in the Middle-East, thanks to the "ONE", I mean Mr. Obama! If you are elected President(ha, ha), how are you going to keep from screwing things up?

MR. PRESIDENT: I`m single, and I know you have a lot of influence in Hollywood, is there any way you could hook me up with, say, maybe Scarlett Johanson, or Carrie Underwood, or Halle Barry, or maybe Beyonce`, heck I even think George Cloony is kinda cute....keep me posted!

GOP: Final question, what are your plans to put a Redbone in the finals of the World Hunt, and win it?

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remember BP---some called BUSH PETROLEM/well whats do you bush haters call it now,or maybe its still MR BUSHS fault kinda like he caused '' HURRICANE KATRINA''. you got 1vote coming, how you vote will determine'' we the people's'' .


1 vote freedom
whats it gonna be? its your call.
1 vote bondage

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I hope your ready for 4 more years...I hate it, but its coming. Weve had 3 years and the only GOP canidates we can come up with are these Clowns, We blew it.

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You said it right GOP BUMMMMMS sorry. but looks like 4 more years of president obama

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INSANITY- REPEATING AN ACTION AND EXPECTING A DIFFERENT RESULT!!! SURE, THE GOP CANDIDATES AREN'T PERFECT, BUT WE'VE ALREADY SEEN WHAT THE OTHER SIDE HAS TO OFFER!!! DO WE TAKE OUR CHANCES WITH SOMEONE NEW WHO MAY NOT BE VERY GOOD OR EXPECT THE CURRENT CHOICE TO IMPROVE IF GIVEN A SECOND CHANCE??? AN UNKNOWN WITH POTENTIALLY FAILING POLICIES, OR A FAMILIAR FACE WITH PROVEN FAILED POLICY??? I HOPE WE CHOOSE CORRECTLY!!!

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Wow, I`m not sure I made myself clear on this post! I did this as a parody of the main stream media being in the tank for Obama. It was just for fun!

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I hope your ready for 4 more years...I hate it, but its coming. Weve had 3 years and the only GOP canidates we can come up with are these Clowns, We blew it.

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The only clown being considered by some clowns is the one that's in there already.

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The only clown being considered by some clowns is the one that's in there already.

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If this Country can make it thru 8 years of Bush, then 8 of Obama is a pure Cakewalk......................

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If this Country can make it thru 8 years of Bush, then 8 of Obama is a pure Cakewalk......................

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Wow, I`m not sure I made myself clear on this post! I did this as a parody of the main stream media being in the tank for Obama. It was just for fun!

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THANK YOU MR. LYLE, FOR YOUR LESSON IN VOCABULARY!!! IT WAS WELL PRESENTED AND VERY INFORMATIVE!!! I CAN ONLY HOPE THAT THOSE INDIVIDUALS TO WHOM IT WAS DIRECTED WILL COMPREHEND YOUR ASSESSMENT AND THEREBY APPLY THIS NEWFOUND KNOWLEDGE INTO THEIR THOUGHT PROCESSES!!!

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Sure hope so ! I'm fixin to see if I can get me some unemployment. But if we get a new fellow I'll have to keep working because there will be plenty to do. I won't get a chance for that cakewalk lifestyle.

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Maybe you need to explain " parody" to some on this post. You know which ones. The ones familiar with and calling for a "parity" fix . Parody, parity, what's the difference? { Parity (noun) 1) equality, as in amount, status or character. 5) a system of regulating farm comodities usually by government price supports}. Now you can explain parody if you will.

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No, I`m not going to explain "parody"! If people don`t get it, they don`t get it! The point I was trying to make, was the biased reporting by the main stream media, you know, kinda like, in a parody!

Knox, I don`t know you from a fat man, but I would assume you`re a union man, or you live real close to Chicago! With that said, you have your opinion, and 95% of the people on this forum have ours.

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No, if we get a new fellow in, there could be a very good chance alot more jobs will go to other countries, just like the thousands upon thousands did while Bush was at the wheel, but your so smart you prob think otherwise..............LOL........


There are jobs out there now, if you really want to work............

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you must been in the closet for the last three years..!!!!!!! wake up!!!

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