Cowboyred
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I used to hunt with a couple of guys that I worked with. One of them actually had hounds, the other just liked to go along. The tag along was VERY fond of beer and generally drank a substantial amount of it while we were running the dogs.
One evening we decided to take several pups out that had been showing some promise/ability along with a couple of the finished dogs. It was late summer time and the coon had been moving really well on the river bottoms. We had made a couple of drops and seen some coon with the old dogs but the pups hadn't really done much more than run around so we were going to leave them in the box for the last dump.
When we pulled up to the spot we planned to turn loose the whole back end of the truck blew up. The first one out of the truck was our little tipsy buddy who promptly opened the wrong dog box and let all of the pups out at once. This wouldn't necessarily have been a bad thing except that although these pups were "started" they weren't very well trained on the handling part of "started". It was also past midnight by now. I don't know if this particular coon smelled extra strong or what the deal was, but those 4 pups opened almost as fast as they hit the ground and the race was on, straight into a corn field.
I don't remember how long they had been running this coon but when "tipsy'" got off the endgate to go get more beer we decided it was time to let the old dogs go help the pups with this track. This might not seem like a very long time, but "tipsy" never got out of arms reach of the cooler without having one in his hand and a couple in reserve in his pockets in case we had to walk very far to get to the tree. The old dogs got into the race and things didn't change much, just more round and round in the corn. About the time "tipsy" tapped into his second reserve the coon decided to head for parts unknown and went in a pretty straight line away from us.....away from the river and all the trees? Then our red hot race with every dog out there bawling its head off went dead silent? One of the pups threw a locate, then a second one did the same thing followed by my buddies female exploding treed right where the pups were. Within a few seconds all 6 dogs were there and hammering. My buddy looked at me and said "what the hell are they treed on, there's no trees where they're at". Tipsy says "I don't know, but drive up there and see cause I'm almost out of beer so we need to get going back to town". The dogs were about 3/4 of a mile away near the corner of the section so we drove to them.
As we turned the corner we saw the only tree within a half mile, a broken off willow trunk about 15 feet tall, with a coon sitting on top and 6 dogs standing on and around the base of it treeing. This tree had grown up out of the very bottom of the road ditch and when we pulled up along side of it we were at eye level with the coon. Although there was no water standing in the ditch, there was still quite a bit of mud, and it was slick and stinky. We went down and started catching dogs. Did I mention that the pups were'nt very well started on the handling portion of thier training? We could not get them leashed so we brought the old dogs up and put them in the box. My buddy said "I'll just shoot the coon out so we can catch them while they're chewing on it". Good plan except guess who didn't have a gun along! Tipsy says " I'll climb up and knock the coon out to them" and proceeds down the ditch bank. All is going according to plan untill tipsy gets about 3 feet from the coon, then there's a loud crack, and the tree beaks off about 4 feet below him. If you've ever cut a tree down you know that short little span of time after the tree begins to fall is sort of slow motion 'til the weight takes over and the whole thing speeds up and crashes to the ground. Well, during that little "slow motion" period all we heard was "oh s@#t". Now Willow trees tend to rot from the inside out, but the rotted parts end up being like those styrofoam peanuts you use for shipping stuff. So when Tipsy, the coon and the log landed in the mud, mud and little shreds of rotten willow flew everywhere like a grenade had gone off. All 4 pups jumped back in surprise, then one grabbed the coon while the other 3 confused pups grabbed ahold of tipsy who was screaming "get 'em off, get 'em off" while rolling aroud in the mud. After a couple seconds the pups realized they had the wrong coon and helped the first one finish off the real coon. Tipsy gets up and starts catching dogs, with one by the collar in each hand he looks up at us and says "are you gonna help with this or what"? Have you ever been laughing so hard that you absolutely can not talk, can barely breathe and have tears streaming down your face? Best I could do was toss him my leash.
Tipsy was so dirty and stinky from the mud he had to ride home in the back end of the truck. He was okay with it though, we let him have the cooler!
That was one of the funniest things I have ever seen and it was one of the best training hunts too. All 4 of those pups turned out to be pretty fair hounds. Tipsy is in recovery and has been sober for about 18 years now.
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