oklared
UKC Forum Member
Registered: May 2005
Location: oklahoma
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NEW RESIDENT IN OKLA.
Special greetings to any and all of you missing the HEAT! >Oklahoma Summer!
>June 1st:
>Just moved to Oklahoma!
>Now this is a state that knows how to live!!
>Beautiful sunny days and warm balmy evenings.
>What a place!
>It is beautiful.
>I've finally found my home.
>I love it here.
>
>June 14th:
>Really heating up.
>Got to 100 degrees today.. Not a problem.
>Live in an air-conditioned home, drive an air- conditioned car.
>What a pleasure to see the sun everyday like this.
>I'm turning into a sun worshipper.
>
>June 30th:
>Had the backyard landscaped with western plants today.
>Lots of cactus and rocks.
>What a breeze to maintain.
>No more mowing the lawn for me.
>Another scorcher today, but I love it here.
>
>July 10th:
>The temperature hasn't been below 100 all week.
>How do people get used to this kind of heat?
>At least it's kind of windy though. But getting used to the heat is
>taking longer than I expected.
>
>July 15th:
>Fell asleep by the community pool.
>Got 3rd degree burns over 60% of my body.
>Missed 3 days of work.
>What a dumb thing to do.
>I learned my lesson though.
>Got to respect the ol' sun in a climate like this.
>
>July 20th:
>I missed my cat, Lomita, sneaking into the car when I left this morning.
>By the time I got to the hot car at noon, Lomita had died and swollen
>up to the size of a shopping bag, then popped like a water balloon.
>The car now smells like Kibbles and Crap.
>I learned my lesson though.
>No more pets in this heat.
>Good ol' Mr. Sun strikes again..
>
>July 25th:The wind sucks. It feels like a giant freaking blow dryer!!
>And it's hot as hell. The home air-conditioner is on the fritz and the AC repairman charged
$200 just to drive by and tell me he needed to order parts.
>
>July 30th:
>Been sleeping outside on the patio for 3 nights now.
>$225,000 house and I can't even go inside.
>Lomita is the lucky one.
>Why did I ever come here?
>
>August 1st:
>It's 105 degrees.
>Finally got the air-conditioner fixed today.
>It cost $500 and gets the temperature down to 85.
>I hate this stupid state.
>
>August 3rd:
>If another wise guy cracks, 'Hot enough for you today?'
>I'm going to strangle him...stupid heat.
>By the time I get to work, the radiator is boiling over, my clothes are
soaking wet, and I smell like baked cat!!
>
>August 5th:
>Tried to run some errands after work. Wore shorts, When I sat on the
>seats in the car, I thought my butt was on fire.
>My skin melted to the seat. I lost 2 layers of flesh and all the hair on the back of my legs and butt.
>Now my car smells like burnt hair, fried butt and baked cat.
>
>Aug 6th:
>The weather report might as well be a recording.
>Hot and sunny...Hot and sunny...Hot and sunny...
>And the weatherman says it might really warm up next week.
>Doesn't it ever rain in this state?
>Water rationing has been on the last six weeks.
>My $1,700 worth of cactus might just dry up and blow over.
>Even the cactus can't live in this heat.
>
>August 8th:
>Welcome to HELL!
>Temperature got to 110 today. Cactus are dead.
>Forgot to crack the window and blew the windshield out of the car.
>The installer came to fix it and guess what he asked me???
>"Hot enough for you today?"
>
>August 10th
>My sister had to spend $1,500 to bail me out of jail.
>Freaking Oklahoma...
>What kind of a sick demented idiot would want to live here??
>Will write later to let you know how the trial goes...
>
>Author Unknown~
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