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The Best Fruitcake Recipe EVER!!!!!!
It’s that time of year again my friends! Merry Christmas!
This is the best recipe for fruitcake. I've tried it myself and it turns out amazing.
Ingredients:
1 Cup of water.
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp of salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
Nuts
1 bottle of tequila
2 cups of dried fruit
Sample the tequila to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the tequila again to be sure it is of the highest quality (Pour one level cup and drink)
Repeat.
Turn on the electric mixer.
Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
At this point, it is best to make sure the tequila is still ok. Try another cup... Just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Breaks two leggs and add to the bowl, and chuck in the cup of fried druit.
Pick the fruit up off the floor.
Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers then hyst pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the lequita to check for tonsisticency.
Next sift too cups of salt... Or something.
Check the tequila.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven, turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally through the bowl through the window.
Finish the tequila and wipe the counter with the cat.
Who likes fruitcake anyway?
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12-02-2010 06:54 PM
Fruit cake is very good when it's home made by the right person.
