Registered: Apr 2010
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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me into this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and a free education!"

The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am a Mexican." The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America ."

The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese."

The new arrival walks farther, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand, and says,

"Thank you for wonderful America !

That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East . I am not American."

He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?"

She says, "No, I am

from Africa ."

Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"

The African lady checks her watch and says, "Probably at work.."

IF YOU DON'T PASS THIS ON TO YOUR FRIENDS, YOU WILL RECEIVE THREE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ABSOLUTELY FREE.

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Registered: Aug 2009
Location: Hayden, AL
Posts: 152

Meant to be funny, but sadly TRUE

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Registered: Jun 2003
Location: North GA
Posts: 14388

I think america is getting tired of it to!! I read earlier today that massachusetts is trying to pass a big illegal bill...I hope GA is next!!!!!!!

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Registered: Jan 2010
Location: SE Ok
Posts: 142

Yeah Oklahoma is about to pass one, where anyone from south of the red river cannot come to Oklahoma except to lose a football game or play for one of the Oklahoma colleges on which full pardon will be granted for up to four years. lol

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