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Cleo
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Minding Our Own Business

I was walking past the mental hospital one day, and all the patients were shouting, "13...13....13..."
The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks, so I looked through to see what was going on.
Someone poked me in the eye with a stick!


Then they all started shouting, "14...14...14..."

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Thats To Funny !!!!

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ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

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MDBLOODTRACKER
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good stuff........LMAO !!!!!!
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LOL!

VERY GOOD! LOL.......................

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Got me too...15..15....15...15...

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WHERE'S YOUR SIGN !!! ROFL

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willseeyalater
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Registered: Nov 2006
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not a true story so far as I know

So I was driving down the street one day and just as I was going by the mental hospital my front right tire blew out...BOOOM. I pulled over to the curb and as I was getting the jack and tire iron out a guy in a blue bath robe and slippers who was out in the rec. yard came over to the fence to watch. My anxiety went up a couple of clicks so I got into a hurry, lifted up the front with the jack, took off the lug nuts and tire and as I went to get the spare I was not paying attention and kicked all five lug nut into the storm drain on the curb. I let out a "*&^%$ NUTS!!!" and looked over at the guy who was still staring at me. I asked him if he was just there to enjoy the show. He said, "No, but if you want my advice take one lug nut off each of your other wheels and you should at least be able to drive to a parts supply and get some more". I told him thanks for the good idea. He said "I may be crazy but I'm not stupid".

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