crossbeagle
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9 weeks before I was born, my mamma was dragged to a cave. By a thundercat X bigfoot, the ol man was brave. I was born to a beagle bitch, spawned by a lion. Tracked twisters for trainin, bred gaters for smilin.
Nursed by a wildcat, weaned on a cougar. I eat bear for breakfast, lion for lunch. Deer for dinner and bobcat for brunch.
1/2 beagle and 1/2 lion, though the tiger claims he was there. I'm big and I'm bad, to mean for a hare. So mean and evil, I would already be in that tree. Save the battle for the big boys, let the wimps leave the tree.
Daddy says he's proud, mamma says I ain't right. I tree sasquatch in the daytime, raccoons at night.
Would I go under that tree, dang right I would. I would be in tight places only a 1/2 beagle could. That lion looks pretty. Just had me a thought. Might even try it, if I knew I wouldn't get caught.
crossbeagle X lion. Theres a heck of a match. Like a buzzsaw X bulldog, what game you could catch.
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