Casey_Lee
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Registered: Oct 2007
Location: Northeast Mississippi
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True Story!!
I have caught 2 different ones, and turned them both back loose. I got one up in the truck and started home with it.....she went crazy when we started moving so I chunked her hind end out the window!! The other one was a little bigger. He didn't have no spots and was caught trying to jump through the fence. Me thinking how great it would be to have a pet buck deer tried to catch him......I got him caught all right!!! I ran down there to him, and without thinking pounced on him.....this is where things went down hill!!
Let me tell you a 40 lbs deer is vicious I MEAN VICIOUS!! They have no remorse when you get them wrestled down to the ground, and will bite, kick, paw, and head-but you!! It never dawned on me that being in the truck by myself what I would do with this thing after I got him caught.
So here I sit on the side of the road with a deer that has beaten me half to death during our wrestling match. I got him pinned down where he can't escape from me.....and THAT is when it came to my attention that I had NO way of containing such a beast. By this time there has been several cars pass by me, and I noticed they all started stopping and watching me.
I bet there was 40 people out there with video cameras recording and taking pictures of the spectacle on the side of the road. So naturally I ask for some help....NOBODY wanted any part of what that dude was dishing out!! They wouldn't even bring me a rope to tie him up with!! So I decide I'm going to have to tuff it out, and tote this thing up to the truck.....BAD MOVE MOJO!!
When you try to pick a deer up they have like an overdrive mode they go into, and they start floping around like a fish out of water with feet flying every which way!! I finally managed to get this thing up in the cab of the truck.....WRONG PLACE FOR A 40 lber!! I got the door shut, and went to go get in the other side of the truck......He had sulled up, and got mad!!!
When I opened the door that thing came out of the truck like his @$$ was on fire right on my head!! He didn't stop after he jumped right on top of me neither!! He kinda stood there for a minute jumping up and down and bleating.....THIS is where I made my next mistake!!
I jumped up and kicked him right in the head!! That thing went totally bezerk after that. I mean he UNLEASHED THE BEAST!! He ran his head into my stomach and knocked all the air out of my lungs putting me on the ground again ( wrong place to be )!! He then proceded to rear up and pound my head with his front feet until I couldn't see or hear what was happening anymore.
When I came to after what seemed like forever he was gone, and I was bleeding from every orifice possible. All the people where standing over me laughing, and giving me a standing ovation!! I learned that day to NEVER NEVER NEVER try and wrestle a deer that don't have no spots and is already over 40 lbs!!! Them dudes will HURT you!! LMAO!!! TRUE STORY I SWEAR!!!! Well maybe some of it is imbellished a little!!
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Casey L Clayton
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Mantachie, MS
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