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Why is it cats always want to eat plastic and then puke it up in the middle of the hallway for everyone to either step in it or find it the next morning as a trophy to their dastardly deed?

Why do dogs find the most disgusting, smelliess, gross stuff to roll in and then come to you all proud of their new 'perfume' and want petted?

Why is it that if a door is shut, a cat or a dog just has to be on the other side of it, trying everything to get in for no reason at all?

Why is it that when you get company, dogs or cats have to pick that moment to lick their butt's in full view of the newly arrived company?

Why is it the moment a child or woman (guilty as charge) hits the seat of a vehicle, they have to pee?

Why is it that men always have to spit as soon as they are in the company of other men? Is it a contest? And if so, who wins?

Why is it that a dog that tracks and treeing really good for you, looks like crap when you take it out for others to see and hear?

Why is there always a line for the ladies room and men just walk in and go? Do we take to long or is it that if we see 1 woman go potty, we all get the urge?

Why is it that if a woman and a man both leave the house at the same time, the man has both hands free and the woman has so much stuff to carry along, they can't even open the car door?

Why is it that if you see someone yawn or you even think of yawning, you do it too?

This isn't an e-mail or anything, this is just some of the crazy stuff I sit and ponder through out the day. Any answers? Please don't be rude, just state what you think may be the answers without causing waves.

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I guess those are questions that will never be answered.

Here's another one.....
Why do dogs eat grass? Always wondered that. all the $$$$ I spend to keep them free of worms and critters, too.

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this seriously made me yawn

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In the old Black and white superman tv show. He always stuck out his chest and would bounce the bullets off.( Remember they would always cut to the pic of the guys hand holding the old revolver.)

So why does he duck when you throw the gun??????????

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Things that make ya go HMMMMMM



Stupid post that don't get deleted.

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Hey Johnny.

I didn't know you posted on here. How about some more of those awesome pictures you post on the CC board. I LOVE them!

As for the rest of you negative folks, Lighten up and enjoy life. This is better then all the polictical posts. I'd rather read these then bash the president. Or someone bawling about a raw deal they got on a dog.

Don't worry, be happy!

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Always heard dogs eat grass we they have the heartburn and they drag there butt on the ground when they have worms

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Stupid post that don't get deleted.

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Snore

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and 99 percent of yours aint????



you shoulda thrown in whats your favorite beer or tobacco or why obama is makin the world fall apart than it wouldnt be stupid!!!

atleast there is something bout coonhounds in it unlike most of the other retarded posts on a COONHOUND site that aint about coonhounds

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thanks for the info on the grass.

The superman thing made me look back a few too!



You guys take care and thanks again for the entertainment.

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CH Broken Roads Southern Stylish Boom (Kentucky River Rowdy x Houses Lipper's Hope)
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Broken Roads IMA Boomer2 (UKC NATL GRCH GRNTCH Honest Abe x Broken Roads Southern Stylish Boom
~~~~~Watch out!~~~~~
They just might make an IMPACT!

and the girls...Punkin and Tater!

Gone by never forgotten ~ Fly high my beautiful angels
~ GRCH GNTCH PKC SC Toucan Sam
~CH Toucan's Ugly Betty
~ CCH CH Southforks September Rain
~ Martin's Daisy JJ (what a beautiful litter you left behind)
~ Luke, the lab who brought us so many doves and ducks over the years
~ UKC GRCH,ACHA CH 2014 LWCH 2014 2 x's ACHA YOUTH WCH AKC CH AKC CH 'PR' Kentucky River Mundar ~ (Kentucky River Rowdy frozen semen) DNA Profiled ~ Fly high, old friend.

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For my dogs, horse manure is natures perfect substance - not only can they eat it (and later puke) they can wear it like a new, smelly coat!! - and look at you like, "ain't this the greatest thing in the world?"

Women and cars and bladders - after 30 years of marriage and countless hours of medical training, I am convinced my wife's bladder is triggered by "city limits" signs.

Marc

P.S. thanks for the laugh!! it's a good feeling.

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For my dogs, horse manure is natures perfect substance - not only can they eat it (and later puke) they can wear it like a new, smelly coat!! - and look at you like, "ain't this the greatest thing in the world?"

Women and cars and bladders - after 30 years of marriage and countless hours of medical training, I am convinced my wife's bladder is triggered by "city limits" signs.

Marc

P.S. thanks for the laugh!! it's a good feeling.

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Thanks Marc

At Least you saw the pun in it and appreciated it. The rest seem to just be crappy old men!

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God gave women one more brain cell than the horse so they don't poop in the street while marching in the parade.

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i didn't yawn. and no i can't figure out any of those things either. LOL!

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God gave women one more brain cell than the horse so they don't poop in the street while marching in the parade.

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So True...lol

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Hey Johnny.

I didn't know you posted on here. How about some more of those awesome pictures you post on the CC board. I LOVE them!

As for the rest of you negative folks, Lighten up and enjoy life. This is better then all the polictical posts. I'd rather read these then bash the president. Or someone bawling about a raw deal they got on a dog.

Don't worry, be happy!

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Hey English Babe! Thanks for the compliment.

I think a few pictures of the great outdoors without a dog in it would great myself. Thanks for the suggestion! I don't know if this board is big enough to hold it all once my stalker gets frantic and starts trying to flood the board with his posts!

Fangs and slobber get boring as well as the other subjects you mentioned -- I agree!

'Don't worry -- be happy' sounds good to me.

Enjoyed your post!

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Why is there always a line for the ladies room and men just walk in and go? Do we take to long or is it that if we see 1 woman go potty, we all get the urge?

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Cause women actually take the time to wash your hands!!

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God gave women one more brain cell than the horse so they don't poop in the street while marching in the parade.

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Breeding for the future of the Treeing Walker
"God bless the Broken Road"
~A man is only as good as his word~

Proud home to;

'PR' Kentucky River Fly Again (Kentucky River Rowdy frozen semen)
ACHA CHT x3 Broken Roads Little Texas (Kentucky River Rowdy x Houses Lipper's Hope)
CH Broken Roads Southern Stylish Boom (Kentucky River Rowdy x Houses Lipper's Hope)
Broken Road's Rowdy Lil Miss (Kentucky River Rowdy x Houses Lipper's Hope)
Broken Road's Meabie I will (Lipper's Rooster x Missy)
Broken Roads IMA Boomer2 (UKC NATL GRCH GRNTCH Honest Abe x Broken Roads Southern Stylish Boom
~~~~~Watch out!~~~~~
They just might make an IMPACT!

and the girls...Punkin and Tater!

Gone by never forgotten ~ Fly high my beautiful angels
~ GRCH GNTCH PKC SC Toucan Sam
~CH Toucan's Ugly Betty
~ CCH CH Southforks September Rain
~ Martin's Daisy JJ (what a beautiful litter you left behind)
~ Luke, the lab who brought us so many doves and ducks over the years
~ UKC GRCH,ACHA CH 2014 LWCH 2014 2 x's ACHA YOUTH WCH AKC CH AKC CH 'PR' Kentucky River Mundar ~ (Kentucky River Rowdy frozen semen) DNA Profiled ~ Fly high, old friend.

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LOL!


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Why is it your dog ALWAYS trees on the other side of the creek?

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