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Loren Simpson
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The Barn Painting Preacher (joke)

There was a Preacher that was wanting to make some money, so he went up to a farmer and asked if there was any work to be done and the farmer said yes sir I need my barn painted and they made the deal.

the preacher went to town a got the paint and thinner, then came back and done a fine job on the farmer's barn..

well the other farmers around saw how good a job he done and wanted the preacher to paint their barns too.

it was'nt long til the preacher figured out that if he put more thinner in the paint that he made more profit so after he got a barn painted he added more thinner..

by the time he finished the 5th or 6th barn there was more thinner than paint on the barns..

about quitting time that evening up comes a hard thunderstorm and the rain was washing the paint right off of those barns that he'd thinned the paint down on..

so the preacher said Oh Dear Lord what am I to do??

right then came a big clap of thunder and a booming voice said REPAINT AND THIN NO MORE!!!

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Good one.

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LOL..

...Thanks for the mornings laugh! LOL....

Have a great one! Heather

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glad ya'll enjoyed it, a preacher told that one in Church one day and the whole conjugation got down on their knee's and other parts of their body's on that one!! LOL

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Home of bunch of lowbred culls;
Saline Creek Smokin Sheba (DualGrCh Osage Stinger Joe x DualGrCh Schenker's Smokin Cindy)
Saline Creek Reba II (GrCh North Rivers Hard Cola (albert, medicine man bred) x Saline Creek Reba (Sheba's sister)
Saline Creek Beau (Millers Midnight Harry, (Eads bred) x Beauty, Myers/ Sting bred) co owner Will Simpson
GrNiteCh Chenoweths Cheyenne
NiteCh Party Queen (GrNiteCh Duelin Dan x GrNiteCh Ruby 2)
Mandy (littermate to Thunderstick & Lil Ann)
Saline Creek Jenna Jameson (GrNiteCh Kansas Hayes x GrNiteCh Dixie Gem) co owners Scott Rodden, Kyle Sears

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