dna dolly
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Registered: Jun 2003
Location: tenn, usa
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they make new songs every day
how about if i write you a song to hold you over til you find the tape.
There once was a grinner who met a sinner
in the dark and scary forest,
The grinner said to the sinner
Hhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiissss
and the sinner proceded to beat it's brains out with a stick.
The grinner began to run in a straight line because it was dizzy.
The sinner gave chase and said come back here you cheese head,
I am not done with you yet.
He found the grinner by smell, hangin by it's spiney tail,
on a tree limb, in a tree, in the dark and scary forest.
As the sinner climbed the tree in the dark and scary forest
he got out his bag, which already held one dead grinner. but it was hardly 5 pounds, so he needed another grinner to make his song come true.
Needless to say the forest was dark and scary, so dark that the sinner had no idea that when he fell out of the tree, there was a cliff on the other side and as the grinner jumped out it ran around in circles to safety because it had regained some of his consciousness. Because the forest was so dark, the sinner never saw his death coming.
This is the story of The Death Of The Sinner and the Possum That Got Away
to be sung to the tune of Old Hundred.
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