sheepster
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Registered: Aug 2004
Location: Rockmart Ga.
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Hay!!!!!!!!! Just thought of a GOOD JOKE for you guys. There was this coonhunter who hunted EVERY NIGHT!!!!! I mean EVERY NIGHT!!!!!!!!! It didnt matter if it was raining, storming, flooding, hurricanes, tornadoes, lightning ........... anything at all.........he was in the woods EVERY NIGHT. Well guess what.......... yeah, he was married!!!!!! His wife just got used to it I guess you could say. Well one day it started raining and storming REALLY BAD. The hunter was about to turn his dog loose and he had a change of heart. He said to hisself. He said, I got a good warm bed at home and a pretty wife and here I am out in the rain with this ole dog. I've had enough of this crap!!!!! I'm going home !!!!!!!!!! He had not even turned his dog loose and he just loaded him back up and headed for home. He got home and the front door was unlocked. He thought nothing of it and headed for bed. He was nice and quiet so as not to wake his wife. He didnt turn on any lights, he just left it dark so he wouldnt disturb her. He crawled into bed real easy and then his wife woke up. He said to her, " WOW!!!! It sure is storming bad out there, I could hardly see to drive and the lightning is REALLY bad too. His wife said yeah........... " AND CAN YOU BELIEVE MY HUSBAND IS OUT THERE IN THAT CRAP????? !!!!!!!!!!???????!!!!!!!!!!!!" 
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