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Nine words women use...

1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm.
This means something, and you should be on your toes.
Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission.
Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F*** YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement,meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.

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Jeeeezzzzz I am guilty of all of the above ROFLMAO
Especially the "Don't worry about it" I try not too, but I am guilty.. D@mn me!

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and to think I get told "whatever" acouple dozen times a day. I thought that meant she was giving up and I won.

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QUINCY SAYS I'M THE WORLDS WORST FOR THIS.

WHEN HE ASKS ME SOMETHING LIKE WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GET A BITE TO EAT OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT I SAY:

"I DONT CARE"

WHICH HE SAYS REALLY MEANS, "I DO CARE AND IF HE DOSENT READ MY MIND AND CHOOSE THE PLACE THAT I SECRETLY WANT TO GO BUT DONT WANT TO TELL, THEN I'M GOING TO BE MAD"

AND ACCORDING TO HIM "HE!! HATH NO FURY LIKE A HUNGRY WOMAN THAT WANTED TO GO SOMEWHERE IN PARTICULAR TO EAT BUT DIDNT GET TO GO BECAUSE I CANT READ HER MIND!

WHICH IN ALL ACTUALITY, 99% OF THE TIME, I REALLY DONT CARE, BUT HE JUST GETS SO STRESSED ABOUT IT AND IT JUST SO HAPPENS ON THOSE 1% HE ALWAYS CATCHES ME IN A BAD MOOD OR I ACTUALLY HAVE SOMETHING IN MIND! LOL.

IT'S A NEVERENDING BATTLE! LOL.

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LOL---- jeez whiz I have heard men say the exact things and mean it too... I quilty of
3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm.
This means something, and you should be on your toes.
Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement,meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.

I like to do things myself, so I know they got done the way I wanted it done.. LOL Sometimes in order to get things done right you got to do them yourself..

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LMAO... this is great! And y'all act like you don't understand us. This pretty much sums it up!

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"Alright guys, this ain't a bench show, and I ain't a hound. Keep ya eyes where they need to be."

nice signature!!!! that's the truth aint it???????
i'm guility of them too!!!!!!!!!!! (nine words)

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LMAO! i love it!


heres another

"mhmm..." usually means i dont belive anything your saying but im not in the mood to argue about 'nothing' because i already know im right LOL

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dang, the trouble I could have stayed out of know if only I had know......


Na, I woulda got in trouble anyway.

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quote from jeff foxworthy "if a woman says, we are out of toilet paper, she is really saying,,,go get some toilet paper... if a man tells another man,,,we are out of toilet paper,,,it is considered a warning, lol

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quote:

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Originally posted by Tbaker
Nine words women use...

1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm.
This means something, and you should be on your toes.
Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission.
Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F*** YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement,meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.

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Originally posted by TRRedbones
Alright.... if you all (men) know this than WHY oh WHY are you still ticking us off????? Glutten or just crazy?

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LOL good question...

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Originally posted by Craig Edwards
The one I hate the most is, " I told you So."

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If ya'll listened in the first place those words would never have to be uttered

I remember Nick telling me one time "I don't know why I don't listen to you.. You are always right and it is so d@mn annoying" LOL he still never listens to me.. I try not to tell him "I told you so" he says I know have a look that covers it..

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it anit no fun until we make yall mad then it is just fun we do it fopr fun

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dang, the trouble I could have stayed out of know if only I had know......


Na, I woulda got in trouble anyway.

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That was just too good! That fits me to a T !

I needed a good laugh today

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yep, those are all true. but i never say i told you so. when its found that i am right (which is quite often) i just nod and say imagine that. a ton of meaning in that two word phrase. even my stubborn 'i don't know when to quit argueing' husband would shut up when i would look at him and say quietly 'imagine that!'

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Alright.... if you all (men) know this than WHY oh WHY are you still ticking us off????? Glutten or just crazy?

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8.) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F*** YOU!

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