Registered: Jul 2003
Location: Palmyra, Missouri
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A man had 50 yard line tickets at the Super Bowl. As he sits down,
another man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next
to him.

"No," he says, "The seat is empty."

"This is incredible!" said the man. "Who in their right mind would
have a seat like this for the Super Bowl and not use it?"

The first man says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was
supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first
Super Bowl we haven't been to together since we got married in 1987."
Oh . . . I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you
find someone else - - a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the
seat?"

The man shakes his head. "No, they're all at the funeral."

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