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Football Joke (GO Colts!!)

Tom Brady in Heaven

Tom Brady , after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Patriots flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, Tom ," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." Tom felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house.

On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a Blue & White sidewalk, a 50-foot tall flagpole with an enormous Colts logo flag, and in every window, a Colts towel.

Tom looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I hold many NFL records, and I even won a few Super bowls.

God said, "So what's your point Tom?" "Well, why does Payton get a better house than me?"

God chuckled, and said: " Tom , that's not Peyton's house, it's mine."

GO COLTS!

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colts will beat the bears by 35 million$$$


GO BEARS

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That's a funny one!

My two favorite teams pitted against one another! Who should I route for?


DA BEARS!!!!!!!!!!!
DA BEARS!!!!!!!!!!!


My hubby is a Packer fan, but we have a son named Payton after you know who!

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