Registered: Jan 2005
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Posts: 7

17- i hate every bone in her body but mine 16. its hard to kiss the lips that chewed my ass all day 15. if i cant be number one in your life,then number two on you 14.if the phone dont ring,youll know its me 13.how can i miss you if you wont go away? 12.i liked you better before i got to know u so well 11.i still miss you baby, but my aims getting better 10. i wouldnt take her to a dog fight because im afraid she would win 9.i will mary you tommorow,but lets honeymoon tonight 8. im so miserable without you its like your still here 7.if i'd shot you when i wanted too i'd be out of prison now 6. my wife ran off with my best friend and i sure do miss him 5.she got the ring and i got the finger 4. your the reason our kids are so ugly 3. her teeth was stained but her heart was pure 2 shes looking better after every beer.........................and the number one country song 1. i aint never gone to bed with an ugly woman,but i've sure woke up with a few.

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Registered: Jan 2007
Location: South Alabama
Posts: 31

what about this one... "even If we get divorced she will still be my cousin"

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Registered: Mar 2004
Location: tioga co.pa
Posts: 1728

I wrote two....#1 He kissed her where she sat.....#2 She was only a boot leggers daughter but I loved her still....

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