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One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up; fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.

But little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"

"No!" the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping to secure the nomination of Hilary Clinton, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

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NO DOUBT!!!! Good Stuff Eric!!! Lord help us all if that witch gets in.
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good one, lol

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Good one! hahahaha

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that was great

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Don't blame the kid,I'd be embarassed to!

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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Registered: Jul 2003
Location: Buffalo, NY
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The kid will be a good republician, he is lying all ready. Oh no, I didn't get any emails from Tom Foley. lol

not that I am sticking up for Hillary in any way, didn't mean to do that.

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