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Posted by Richard Lambert on 03-26-2021 12:36 AM:

I just sent my wife to the Wal Mart to stock up on toilet paper. Apparantly the massive tanker stuck and blocking the Suez Canal is going to cause a nationwide shortage of toilet paper.

Posted by Robert Johnson on 03-26-2021 02:02 PM:

That's not the reason Richard. It's a true shortage due to all the crap that has to be cleaned up coming out of Biden's office. This mental fruitcake is worse than Obama, and that is really bad indeed.

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Posted by yadkinriver on 03-26-2021 02:24 PM:

Re: Tp

quote:
Originally posted by Richard Lambert
I just sent my wife to the Wal Mart to stock up on toilet paper. Apparantly the massive tanker stuck and blocking the Suez Canal is going to cause a nationwide shortage of toilet paper.

If you quit using it on your face and use it where it's suppose to go it'll go a lot farther and last a lot longer.

Posted by Richard Lambert on 03-26-2021 02:57 PM:

Oh my goodness, now y'all think that I don't wipe my ass correctly? Will you teach me how to wipe my ass? You need to become a Democrat since you know how everyone else should do everything.

Posted by micooner on 03-26-2021 05:30 PM:

I haven't walked into a store to buy tp in months. Walmart delivers it to the front door along with laundry detergent free of delivery charges if over 35$ order. I'll have to find out for Richard if any instructions for use are included. Lol

Posted by shadinc on 03-26-2021 05:40 PM:

I think this forum has gone about as low as it can go. Prove me right.

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Posted by yadkinriver on 03-26-2021 05:54 PM:

Well Richard seems if you use it above your shoulders it tells where your head has been.
Since Dave has mysterousily disappeared just thought you may need help in where to go and how to get there. just trying to help.

Posted by Richard Lambert on 03-26-2021 07:48 PM:

I miss Dave's posts. They were very informational. I guess that after he got Tar banned, he didn't have anyone to talk to. That was just another case of watch out what you wish for you might get it.

Posted by Richard Lambert on 03-29-2021 03:33 PM:

The ship has been freed and tp is on its way.

Posted by benderb4 on 03-29-2021 04:33 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by yadkinriver
If you quit using it on your face and use it where it's suppose to go it'll go a lot farther and last a lot longer.

quote:
Originally posted by Richard Lambert
Oh my goodness, now y'all think that I don't wipe my ass correctly? Will you teach me how to wipe my ass? You need to become a Democrat since you know how everyone else should do everything.

I think he remembers the pic you posted . It looks like TP.

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